He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
As shirtless as possible
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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