Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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