I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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