You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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