I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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