think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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