so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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