I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
