Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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