I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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