of course. lets lasso hookers.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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