Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
