Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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