It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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