yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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