I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
