I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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