The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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