Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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