Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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