All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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