we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
