Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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