Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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