North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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