do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
dude. I can hear the air.
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