I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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