Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm always down for nudity.
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