oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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