Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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