I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
