Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
