She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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