question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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