I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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