what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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