she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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