So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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