Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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