why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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