Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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