I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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