It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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