..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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