You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
