btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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