I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
