Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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