now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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