i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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