I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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