SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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