I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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