yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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