Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
only you would photoshop your dick
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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