do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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