i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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