dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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