last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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